Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I went to a party and met a guy who was super charming. We hit it off, and he seemed really into me. After talking for a while, he leaned in for a kiss, and I thought, "This is it!" But instead of a kiss, he just sniffed my hair, then said, "Wow, you smell just like my mom!" FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
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Top comments
siklee 0
How would you know this if your eyes weren't open too?
FBIWarning 0
That guys facial expression must of been priceless!
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Comments (151)
Mattardz 0
LMAO #3 WIN!
nowayss 0
#5 FTW
yer_maw 1
#5 Good point :P and yeah that's not worthy of FML you need to have a much shitter life than that keep trying though :)
I_am_stupid_also 6
#10 - Based on this, I think the moderators are mostly a bunch of 12 year old girls. That's why all the tampon string FMLs.
Musemusic88 0
*heads off to moderate some FML's*
thefinalgamer 0
not a FML
kinkWality 0
hah.
eleanor_rigby 0
Ew, that's gross. Was he trying to be weird 'cause he didn't want to kiss you or is he just a terrible kisser?
missus_butter 0
Um, last time I checked, FML's are moments that make you think, "Man, **** my life." Not necessarily moments that ACTUALLY RUIN YOUR LIFE. That being the case, if I met a guy I liked, who liked me, and we were getting along great, which is hard to find for some people... I'd say "**** my life" if said guy tried to kiss like a freakin' circus clown too.
cinderelly 0
i hate it when guys kiss like that! its pervy.