Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds of passive-aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s parents, hoping that they would like me. They made subtle, mean comments during dinner and made me feel like total crap, all because my boyfriend left his ex-wife for me. They don’t get that we’re both good and compatible for each other, and that’s what matters. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister, and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML
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Top comments
hugozac88 22
Ask him " if it bothers you so much why do you keep coming back?"
iTzSelverZz 14
Talk about a small world
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Comments (60)
jennilis 0
I'm not sure how sound a lot of this advice is. My advice is - life can be a bitch sometimes, and we just have to suck it up. I hope he gets to know you and see's you're actually a lovely person (which of course is an assumption) and is perhaps nicer to you while you're working, too.
laden_swallow09 35
Manners don't mean anything to assholes. I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that OP could an angel, and daddy will still be a dick. May as well have fun with the situation.
KhaleesiDannie 26
Hopefully your boyfriend didn't take after his dad then again I suppose if he did you wouldn't be dating him I'm sorry his dad is a ******** though
clb2005 4
Just pretend that his dad is old and crazy. Thats what do with my in-laws that I don't get along with well.
ThatllDoDonkey 9
I can promise you that ass isn't related to me!
ShrekFromDuloc 6
Hey donkey, I've found ya!! You never did make those waffles ya promised..
Whoop_whoop 17
he is just trying to fix his ego
ndnpride88 25
Best of luck in that place.
pris0027 19
Haha omg!! Sucks to be you OP
yolololol3 17
Well I say try to avoid Hus comments if you know your an awesome employee then you know don't let it get to you
truestoryjames 11
Sucks
lysx84 24
One of my horrible customers turned out to be my fiance's aunt. In social situations she would try to tell me how to run my restaurant! I logically and respectfully explained why her suggestions would not work, so now I have peace - she won't even acknowledge that I'm in the room with her!! (Btw - she's a professional housewife - hasn't had a job in all her days!)