Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
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Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
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Top comments
Wolfparable 22
I don't know how old you are but I'd suggest informing social services as that sounds like a very sad situation and the 11 year old specifically needs to be taken out of that for sure and your boyfriend as well if he is underage.
False_Stupidity 42
Seems like you got the best one out of that family, unless your boyfriend has drinking/drug problems your not aware of...
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Comments (92)
rainbowdonnareed 18
and yet folks in the south say that gays ruin marriage! were the parents cousins as well? call CPS!!
pris0027 19
Run OP!
Emiweb 9
Don't judge him based on his family, though. You can't choose your parents!
JjsMommy 2
his family seems fun
JjsMommy 2
not the 11 year old part but the parents
nialls_girl 13
Well he'd be my ex-boyfriend if he is anything like his parents. But I would call social services, 11 year olds shouldn't be drinking!!
AirTesticals 2
He sounds like a keeper.
RobinGoodfellow 47
I feel so sorry for the 11-year-old. That's not an okay situation for her to be in. Please do call social services.
avx_fml 8
not a very good first impression, hey?
ToxicMoo33 18
It's not too late to run.. Oh and you should probably inform someone of the 11 year olds drinking problems. That's not healthy.