Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
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Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
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Wolfparable 22
I don't know how old you are but I'd suggest informing social services as that sounds like a very sad situation and the 11 year old specifically needs to be taken out of that for sure and your boyfriend as well if he is underage.
False_Stupidity 42
Seems like you got the best one out of that family, unless your boyfriend has drinking/drug problems your not aware of...
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Comments (92)
sayhisoph 26
No .. This is not a **** YOUR life. This is definitely **** your boyfriends life. Growing up with parents like that must have been extremely hard for him ..
ThaReaper319 19
I moderated this!! Yeah, that sucks op. It sucks worse for your boyfriend.
SMHsohard 22
Run. Run fast, run far. This is a metric butt ton of trouble. Oh, and call CPS on your way out.
peteto818 28
I can really imagine how bad your boyfriend feels. That's why I don't bring people at home...
maSOkiSt 13
Try being a bit more sympathetic. His home life sucks and maybe it's not easy to show you. Mine wasn't peachy and it took courage to bring anyone to my house.
CuriousYel1ow 13
Fffff
viper8608 9
This is exactly what I would expect from georgia
HJKM_fml 19
Way to stereotype there!
captainsmegma 12
I was thinking Kentucky.
mangafanatic22 13
Kinda sounds more like an fml on his side.
ksks1234 33
My brother-in-law had a pretty messed up childhood (abusive dad, druggie mom) but turned out successful; his siblings, not so much. He got out of the situation and has bettered himself because of my sister. If your boyfriend is a good guy and you want to make this long term, it can work, it is just hard. Just try to be supportive and understanding. Sometimes you will probably have to be honest and harsh. If your boyfriend is over 18, talk to him about getting his sister out of that situation. She is still young enough that rules, discipline, stability, and love can make all the difference. Good luck, op!
liza1922 7
RUN