Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents, siblings, and some other family members. Thirty minutes later, he broke up with me and stormed out, yelling no way was he staying with me because they’re all fucking psychotic. He's my second boyfriend driven away by my family. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
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Top comments
Black_Knight80 13
You should definitely never see them again.
Mynamewontfi 40
Odd family. Be glad your boyfriend doesn't share the same genes.
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Comments (71)
snippit 18
If yous ever marry, atleast it will be an ..aahhh...interesting wedding Good luck
stuntedat5000 4
You, not yous
inner_peace 19
#60 it's so annoying
FMLcommenterer 13
Run, run like the wind! Run from anything remotely weird or creepy! Run while you still have the chance!
IllestRated 17
Don't you feel the love in the air?
Rallred32 20
Can you feel the love tonight...
Zwingend 15
Meeting the family for the first time is awkward enough. Your boyfriend should have probably warned you....Because surely this isn't the first time they've acted inappropriately to someone outside the family.
buttcramp 21
maybe he didn't want to scare her off? Ive got nothin'
rosenkrieger223 24
I think not warning her probably scared her a hell of a lot more than if she'd been at least somewhat prepared for the insanity that ensued.
Stuffaluffagus 25
Run
bReLiNg 18
Perfect opportunity for an orgy if you are into that stuff....
Lil_Red777 21
For one, it wouldn't be an orgy since only one family member hit on her. It would be a threesome. And clearly she's not into that kind of thing.
drake_b3 12
Cleveland: oh that's nasty
Rallred32 20
Everybody else: oh thats overused
JMichael 26
I'm hoping that the family was just ******* with you. My parents are really obnoxious and would do something like this.
False_Stupidity 42
******* with her was kind of what the brother was hoping for... Don't know about the rest of the family, probably them too!
PainOfDemise 11
Seems like a great family. I'd probably try and stay away from them from now on.
worldclassrager 41
Run oh so far away and never come back