Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents, siblings, and some other family members. Thirty minutes later, he broke up with me and stormed out, yelling no way was he staying with me because they’re all fucking psychotic. He's my second boyfriend driven away by my family. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
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Black_Knight80 13
You should definitely never see them again.
Mynamewontfi 40
Odd family. Be glad your boyfriend doesn't share the same genes.
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Comments (71)
Mrs_Jones_ 3
I've been in a similar situation. Run it will never get better. It will get much much worse
archertheo 15
So they are like a regular, average, slightly, dysfunctional family? Weird...
LumpLegacy 15
run bitch run. get the **** out of dodge
boredgirl123 11
Well, they sound like a ray of sunshine.
bookworm1 0
Why did you have to mention he's adopted? It doesn't seem relevant to the story.
ksks1234 33
So everyone knows he doesn't share the same genes?
rebeal 2
she could just mean that its a family who has treated him like one of their own.
stargirl_95 24
You do know that there is a character limitation on FMLs right? "Adoptive family" is a hell of a lot shorter and more accurate than "family that has treated him as their own"
MidnaLink 35
Uhhh... the ****???
sonictardis 8
can you feel the love tonight..?
magickitten 26
Sounds a little creepy..... Be afraid, be very afraid.
Garrett2818 21
Woww I wish my ex's sisters were like that cause they were all really hot
xsilentxninjax 10
They sound rude... I'm sorry about the poor experience.