Anonymous
Canterbury, United Kingdom
Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Gilbert
Buena Vista, United States
Heartwarming
Today, I made a snowman with my little sister. We spent ages rolling snowballs and decorating it with a scarf and hat. When we'd finished, she hugged it so hard that it collapsed. She cried, so I promised to build another one. It’s been three hours, my fingers are numb, but her smile is worth it. FML
JoshuaRob
United States
Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML
Anonymous
United States
Little git
Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML
Snowtoe
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
dank meme
Chicago, United States
Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
dollybabe
Ireland
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
WestboroBC
United States
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Bend, United States
Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML
Top comments
hopelessteej 8
sounds like he kicked down your dreams :(
joshiepo0 18
Those things are a lot of work. Personally I would be distraught if that happened to me.
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Comments (103)
interesting33 37
That's mean :(
xRezSynn 15
It's not easy making those kind of things. I would be pretty annoyed too.
SerpentBoy 8
You need to understand something about building a snowman... However much enjoyment you get out of making it somebody will get equal or greater enjoyment out of destroying it.. It's a tough life being a snowman, they never had a chance..
KirstenZ 6
Doesn't matter if it was a lady or man, it's her/his first. And it was just gone in split seconds. Even I would be sad.
CeeCee_fml 16
I laughed quite hard at the mental image. Does that make me a horrible person?
paintedchocolate 30
Yes.
twiztedone 19
Then I'm a horrible person also! It sucks but the mental image of someone Sparta kicking a snowman is funny.
trollburger_fml 4
Sounds like something you would see in a mental institute. During summer.
kittenmeownyan 18
You sound 7
doritowhore 9
What's wrong with being a giant kid? Hell, I still love hide and seek. Really gets the adrenaline pumping as you hear the seeker approaching. Preparation for any horror movie situations, I like to say.
chosha_fml 27
You're a baby for crying, but your brother is a douche, which is worse.
Kote2001 1
Your ever to young to make a snow man
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
Does that mean even 10 year olds are too young?? :o