Today, I made a very pretty sunflower cake that I woke up incredibly early to make. It took me hours and a lot of money. It was for my grandparents anniversary and my whole family was invited. We only got to see the remains because the waiter gave it to the wrong family, and they ate it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML
Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML
Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
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Stupidpoorpeople 0
Man, you really cant say ydi to this. Unless your ******* retarded
amy397123 0
Make them pay for it.
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cowboys88 0
I can tell none of you are very bright nor have any of you ever served before ever think the server made a mistake.....probably not because your all perfect right fng retards......I seriously pray the next time u go out to eat the cooks play floor hockey with your food......I'm sorry u lost Ur cake yes the restaurant should comp Ur food and still need to tip we only get 4 bucks an hour and we still have to tip other people
tymarie2012 31
they don't need to tip if they get bad service.
interesting33 37
It isn't their fault it happened and the waiter made a mistake which was really bad service for them. These people aren't "retards" or anything (which btw is an offensive word), they are simply angry that there was mistake made with consequences like that. Anyone can make a mistake but the fact is the service was bad and the waiter wasn't doing their job so please don't go insulting these people!
Mons_fml 27
The only one who isn't very bright here is you, you dirty waiter SCUM! *Laughs so hard that My monocle falls to the floor.*
candiladi 0
I would demand that they make another 1 nd pay u back all the money u used 2 make that cake...thats just messed up
Bullheard 0
make em pay
swgmimi12 3
the same exact thing happened at my grandpas birthday and the cake said happy birthday Tony on it.
iBiteRoses 22
I hope I don't sound stupid or anything... but what is a sunflower cake?
tounces7 28
The cake most likely said "Happy Anniversary" on it, considering it was for an anniversary. So yeah, the other family has little excuse.
IHazNoUsername 9
That REALLY sucks. Make the family or the waiter or SOMEONE pay for it. You should also end up with your meals free or at the very least discounted. Wow.
i_needa_username 17
Why'd they ******* eat it
obeykaitlyn 25
fyl, but did you not see the waiter give the cake to the wrong family?
Tyrax 16
I hope if the family didn't pay, the restaurant did. Out of the waiter's check. You can't really blame the family - they either ordered cake or possibly thought it was a special night. The kitchen staff, however...