Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out that my friends finally scheduled their wedding. The entire friend group of the groom, which I am part of, is in the wedding. Except me. If I go I’ll have to watch my boyfriend, who is a groomsman, walk down the aisle with one of the bride’s friends on his arm while I sit alone. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it's the wedding of a two friends that I introduced each other to about a year ago. I'll be enjoying it on my couch. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. After I chose a restaurant, made a reservation, and organised a babysitter, I've been sitting here alone for over an hour, still waiting for my husband to show up. FML
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Top comments
skokob 7
lucky guy has a wife that plays video games!!!
belieberr 0
And they are your bridesmaids why?
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Comments (253)
arthurmlloyd 0
please enjoy your last day as a happy single person.
Cvlrd17 0
why are they even your friends o:
MissAwesomeness 4
I guess it's better to have fun playing games than go out with people who feel obliged to hang.
fabcade 14
: ( time for some better friends. I hope your wedding was great!
jessikaneal 0
that's awful.
MacyPompeo1 0
awww that sucks! I would go and elope since your friends suck!
polskirycerz324 0
time to find new bridesmaids.....and you'd better do it fast!
sageg16 0
...after the wedding I say make some new friends.
badactor009 0
Develop some new interests, like banging your husbands friends, relatives and coworkers. Then you might have something interesting to post here.
linxlopez_fml 0
wow... totally your own fault, I'm sure...