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Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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also, permission granted to smack a hoe

chocolatedrop 0

sounds like its time to move out

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so by the transitive properties of association it's her fault you got fired

come on now this is 100 % YDI. your not 10 so the dog ate my homework won't fly and I doubt it was your first time being late for work. you can go down to walmart and buy an alarm clock for $5.00 so go an alarm clock today for $5.00 bc you will need it for your next job. you act like your a victim of circumstance you need to take some responsibility for what happened here.

xMunchkinn 0

now you shall beat up her face.

lmfao WTF !!!!

anger management.

twinny_sc 13

#1 wins

twinkiee_fml 0

haha, you should get an alarm clock so someone can't break your phone next time.

Yeesh! Sounds like it's time for a new roommate...

duranharold 0

it's cuz she jealous ur smarter than her that's why