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Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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also, permission granted to smack a hoe

chocolatedrop 0

sounds like its time to move out

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Blast your roomate with piss

saranottelling 7

I actually have a friend like this. She's really nice and kind but she becomes a totally different person when I beat her at Chutes and Ladders.

[F][Y][L] 9 points

life lesson #3,755-if you beat someone in something don't have your phone or other valuable items laying about for your opponent to destroy.

ibanez370 0

I would take her phone and break it. :)

play scrabble again ! :D

You should have set a real alarm then, instead of your phone. I agree your roommate is psycho, but being on time for your job is your own responsibility.

Well, look on the bright side, at least you won at Scrabble!

ydi for knowing how 2 spell lol but no seriously that sucks

jeni_is_uhhmazin 0

wow fyl. your roommate is pathetic.