Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML
Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML
Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML
Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML
Today, I went for a jog to enjoy the fall weather. I tripped over a tree root and fell face-first into a pile of leaves. As I tried to get up, a bunch of kids had gathered to laugh, and one even shouted something about, “A grown-ass man playing in the leaves!” FML
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fearthereaper79 0
Find the kid and beat the shit out of him stop being a little bitch
perdix 31
Well, stupid is as stupid does. When you catch it, treat yourself to a box of chocolates and a Dr. Pepper.
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Comments (128)
jeh101 4
wow... sexist much
alaskanhybrid 5
So that glove was worth potentially losing a exponentially more expensive snowboard when you should have been carrying the board. Gloves are what 20 30 dollars. Snowboards can be 1500 dollars. Not worth that debacle.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
lmao
mightymart 5
i would kick the kids off the hill
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Why would you just wander off leaving your board behind anyway? I probably would've done the same thing as your friends lol.
pablothepenguin 2
I love you Jenny! (;
meeba 2
YDI for only having 1 pair of gloves
skulluks 0
I hope these c*nt turds were kicked off a cliff.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
the best thing about being shot in the butt ox is the ice cream :)
jeh101 4
good cause I could probably kick your ass at snowboarding ;)