Today, I leave Ireland after a 5 month study abroad. Today also happens to be the day that the price of alcohol decreases by 30%, the dollar increases by 15% and the girl I have been chasing the whole time, to no avail, finally decides to show an interest in me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm on the last day of my honeymoon in Ireland. My wife and I have an amazing hotel room and a huge bed. She's passed out drunk and if I even touch her, she needs the bucket next to our bed. So much for finishing our week on a "fun" note. FML
Today, it's been almost a week since I returned from my vacation to Ireland. Before I rarely drank. Now I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. You might think I'm joking, but I've woken up hungover every day since I landed there. I basically paid to kill my liver and become AA's next poster child. FML
Today, I bought an apartment over what I have just learned to be an Irish folk music store. FML
Today, we're taking the plane home from Dublin after a school trip that I only barely got onto after troubles with my passport. Luckily for me, a kind person had decided to save me from the passport this evening - together with the rest of my wallet. I'm stuck. FML
Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML
Today, I'm sharing an apartment in a foreign country with my soon-to-be ex. There are 6 months left on the contract, so we both decided to live here until then to save money. She earns enough to afford her own place. Me on the other hand… FML
Today, I could finally get a plane ticket to go see the girl I have been talking to for the past 5 months. Just as I told her the exciting news, she told me that she was no longer interested in me. Guess that's 800 dollars down the toilet. FML
Today, I'd been saving for months to go on a whiskey tour of Kentucky. Eight distilleries. My wife signed up for an online university. The tuition is covered. But, do you know what isn't covered? The books. The laptop. Getting internet for the house. Goodbye whiskey; hello university. FML
Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
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Top comments
Hairpastafreckle 0
Isn't there any way you can extend your stay? There's always the possibility of not going back home(:
QTp13 10
Oh the irony...... *shakes head in disappointment*. This gives a whole new perspective on 'Murphy's Law'. FYL OP
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Comments (73)
Skullcrusher 5
Once again, who gives a rats ass?
Donny85 0
Rayn4u, first you get the money, then you gets the Power's Whiskey, then you get the women.
afrikaaner 0
I compulsively pull out my eyelashes
CreepyStalker 0
I can tell you from experience, the ladies always want the unattainable. If you chase after them, the interest disappears.
dvd175 5
well mabye because ur a creepy stalker? jp
Yeyo_23 0
just stay
sammitysam 0
She only likes you now because she can't have you.
lifeisaplay 0
Life just sucks.
munim 0
that sucks. postpone your flight back :P
White667 0
Wait what? Alcohol isn't dropping 30%, I call bullshit on this FML because why would any government allow that ever? They've been slowly making it more and more expensive over the years, why suddenly let that go?
bom_bom 0
She's just pretending to like you because your leaving. To make you feel like staying, since you can't. If you decide to stay, you'll see how she'll go back to pretending your invisible. So your better off going back to where ever your from. GIRLS ARE LIKE THAT!!!GET IT IN YOUR HEAD ;p