Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, my lazy manager, who blatantly spreads vicious rumors about employees, one which has ruined a marriage, has started targeting me because her lazy daughter was legally fired. Now I'm known around the office as "the whore who slept her way up the corporate ladder." FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
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Top comments
SillyTadpole 3
People who like Snooki shouldn't be in positions of power. Ever.
perdix 31
Sounds like a shitty. . . *lowers sunglasses* Situation.
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Comments (181)
adrills 0
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SmittyJA24 26
I only watch TV for football & the news. What (who) the **** is a Snookie???
Alexisthebestest 16
Don't ask. You're only sparing yourself.
leadman1989 16
This is the one time it's ok to take pride in your ignorance you're very lucky. Now RUN as fast as you can away don't look her up.
RissaLynne 8
A very bad over-sized oompa loompa with a poof.
tweetbaby14 18
*pouf
G0t4acked 8
I give you props for saying that out loud. I mean 95% of the worlds population hate that orange idiot, but the other 5%, they're everywhere.
Jamicianprince 1
You were stating an opinion be happy you said what's on your mind
leadman1989 16
Come to work dressed as snooki. Problem solved.
ajbaby311 5
Snooki js sucks
MCRaddict 0
snooki's a freakin beast....dont diss
dennis96411 12
Your profile pic should be photoshopped so it describes you.
alival 12
How can u depise snooki! She drinks and swears and screws random guys and gets into fights!
fedora11 12
You just named 4 reasons to hate her. Good job.
brunogtz 4
•_•
kate1238 9
Does no one get sarcasm here?
theghost1309 11
See that's the problem with sarcasm though, unless you actually know the person how can you tell through texting unless they tell you?
aardvarkish 17
I might do her after a few hurricanes, though.
Barette_fml 7
Thumb me down as much as you like, I love Snooki. She's a fun drunk bitch, and I like that in a person.
badmamajama123 0
I completely agree! I LOVE snooki!
Ballzdeepinya 0
You're dumb
emmanizzer 6
And you're rude and close-minded.
cjk_2011 0
Me too!!!!