Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, my lazy manager, who blatantly spreads vicious rumors about employees, one which has ruined a marriage, has started targeting me because her lazy daughter was legally fired. Now I'm known around the office as "the whore who slept her way up the corporate ladder." FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
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SillyTadpole 3
People who like Snooki shouldn't be in positions of power. Ever.
perdix 31
Sounds like a shitty. . . *lowers sunglasses* Situation.
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Comments (181)
Emo_Girl01 0
I love ur pfrofile pic
SkardeyKat 3
Your boss likes Snooki that much? How is this person in a position of power? Unless your boss is a seventeen year old McDonald's employee, I can't comprehend this.
BellaBoo8275 1
Your cat as a mustache!!!!! Thats adorable! :3D
Strafeh 9
YDI for knowing Jersey Shore characters.
badactor009 0
People have an opinion of Snooki? Actual people that can think? Really? You made this up, right?
Radek18 0
I love your username! Disturbed! ../
HooahGal 6
Is your boss a drunken midget as well?
brianjman14 23
I don't get why people "despise" her. I don't really like Snooki either, but I don't absolutely despise her. It's not like she did anything to me.
Froggirl14 0
Ikr she's an entertaining freak
brianjman14 23
Yeah, I watch Jersey Shore because it's entertaining to see the whole drama go down there. It's hilarious to me and I love when I see them get in fights.
Okayitwasme 0
Get a new boss, A boss is above that crap! A boss talks about the best sports teams and Pits their favorite team against yours without judgement but with sportsmanship. Not discuss crappy tv that is the lowest standard american cable has to offer.
mattmadden 0
Yea I mean with the low employment these days and a lack of jobs it should be pretty easy to PICK OUR BOSSES.
JinxosGirl87 0
"Snooki wants snook snook!"
brianjman14 23
It's "smush smush."
alival 12
Luv south park!
AvikC818 8
YDI for having a ****** Guido as your boss