My best friend has an african grey parrot. I have seen that bird purposely press its butt between the cage wires and shit on me as I walked past it. It probably does this same maneuver to purposely crap on your wall. They are feathered demons. It also likes to take the coasters off the coffee table and fling them at me. That bird hates me. I done nothing to harm the bird ever. But I later learned I looked somewhat like its previous owner who supposedly neglected her.

First time I read this I thought you said parents instead of parrots. That really changed the FML.

This reminds me of scary movie 2 lol

******** skills.

I own like 15 Cocktails (mini parrots) and they poop diagonal too, so I ordered this poster made out of plastic that looks like a forest, and honestly it's great for decor and you can wipe the feces off easily ! I love my birds, so I try to find alternatives to maintain a clean environment ;)

I guess the wall will have good luck, right?

All birds shit vertically, as do every other animal including humans... These parrots were ******** horizontally...

Someone give that pigeon a medal

Do the birds get regular exercise, or out of their cage for at least an hour a day? That type of behavior may be because they're "acting out" and need more stimulation during the day, parrots can be a lot like angry teenagers if they feel they aren't getting enough attention.

Nice name.... Well shit...have fun with that one...maybe they you can have them speak and inform you next time...actually that might get annoying...

if you could catch them doing it next AFV would love that and youd probably win because their shit clearly doesn't care about gravity

My budgie used to do the same thing! Me and my younger brother called it 'cannon poop' when we were younger