StefanKa
Warsaw, Poland
Today, I learned that my parrots now can shit horizontally when I found the wall next to the cage covered in feces. FML
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StefanKa 23
OP here, I know that and I let them out all the time but I just didnt expect to find shit between the wall and the cage, where none of them can enter.
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skyeyez9 25
My best friend has an african grey parrot. I have seen that bird purposely press its butt between the cage wires and shit on me as I walked past it. It probably does this same maneuver to purposely crap on your wall. They are feathered demons. It also likes to take the coasters off the coffee table and fling them at me. That bird hates me. I done nothing to harm the bird ever. But I later learned I looked somewhat like its previous owner who supposedly neglected her.
Squirrel1256 15
First time I read this I thought you said parents instead of parrots. That really changed the FML.
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Comments (89)
an3ph 20
Yes, but can they shit BACKWARDS?
martinj281 5
looks like shit finally hit the wall
fakedsincerity 32
I misread parrots as parents at first. :|
rawr_ily96 24
The comments on this are too good. ;D I'm dying here!
carina_47 16
well this shit's hysterical
xXLoveTheHateXx 7
I thought that said "parents" at first..
Lili_love 14
oh me too (hence my comment below) makes the story more interesting lol
Lili_love 14
for some reason I read this as "parents" instead of "parrots" D:
aysed 12
All birds do that. Mine are very good at doing this.
notjordansime 12
JESUS CHRIST I ******* READ "PARENTS" NOT "PARROTS"