My best friend has an african grey parrot. I have seen that bird purposely press its butt between the cage wires and shit on me as I walked past it. It probably does this same maneuver to purposely crap on your wall. They are feathered demons. It also likes to take the coasters off the coffee table and fling them at me. That bird hates me. I done nothing to harm the bird ever. But I later learned I looked somewhat like its previous owner who supposedly neglected her.

First time I read this I thought you said parents instead of parrots. That really changed the FML.

birds shouldn't be caged and turned into pets. I'm sure you bird wakes up every morning and say FML I wish I free. so u deserve it.

So much bird hate. It really depends on the type of bird. You want an easy and friendly bird? Get a dove but be prepared to have it around for twenty years.

Those birds rule!

All I could think of was the ending of scary movie 2

Even though you didn't read the fml quite right and got thumbed down Im gonna have to say i agree with the point you were trying to make. i hate birds, they're messy, really noisy and just overall annoying in my opinion.

Birds can be very good pets, but the majority of people don't realize that a lot of them need almost as much attention and discipline/training as a small child does. Or that when they get bored they can develop some bad bahavior and habits.

37-I did the same thing lmao

Well then. Thank them for the fun, cook em, and eat em. Just hope the horizontal ******** isn't transferable to humans by food...

Ferrets can do that, too, i found out.

Man that literally is one shitty situation..