Today, I learned that my parents are planning to divorce. My dad said, "I'll take Rachel." Rachel isn't even his daughter; I am. Rachel is my mom's daughter with her first husband. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
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ifailsobadly 18
Your father is a heartless bastard...
DocBastard 40
It's reading stories like this that inspire me to be a better father. Right now my daughter thinks I'm the best daddy in the world, and I'm going to do my damnedest to make sure that never changes.
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Comments (64)
Jharrist89 12
Damn.. He'd rather pay child support.. I'm sorry op.
anders09ma 7
Damn....
icepick23 12
So, no relation to your dad? Rachel must be hot...
naiveprophet 15
I'm sorry OP, I hope everything works out for you.
iDaika9xL 13
He wants ur step sister
M3isnotYou 0
That's probably why they planned a divorce. Makes you think doesn't it?