Today, I learned that it doesn't matter how good you've screwed a satellite dish onto the side of your house, it won't stop the wind the ripping it off and taking half the wall with it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML
Today, after spending $850 on having our siding, roof and windows powerwashed, a 5-minute storm blew the siding clear off the house. FML
Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML
Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
Today, I was woken up by my TV falling down. Good news: It still works. Bad news: I don't know how it happened, so I'm worried it could happen again at any time and potentially break for real. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind." FML
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
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Top comments
g_ayvel 11
Yeah I don't think the satellite dish is the worst of your problems right now
Buttsexpirate 9
Even the wind was like "I've warned you countless times to get cable but you just didn't listen. Oh it's on now" haha.
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Comments (89)
pagullarka 9
Screw those screws next time just use super glue
Driveshaft 5
Cable FTW!
DaleksAreEpic 0
well*
dhooks66 0
Colorado eh?
AJRENO 0
GET. COMCAST. STUPID.
Honda288 2
Powerful screws, weak wall. Tsk tsk.
mightymo 0
That sucks!
dobbyisfreeeeeee 10
What a ripoff...
manjyMonkey 2
Obviously it was just screwed to the cladding and not through the cladding and into a stud like it should have been
ImSoEffedUp 10
That would make a great "Mayhem" commercial....