Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML
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Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML
Today, after years of being an avid knitter and typing for a living, I got carpal tunnel syndrome… from my wrists flopping around too much while I'm driving. I live half an hour away from the nearest city. FML
Today, I realized that every time I play video games, my wrist and elbows always end up hurting so badly from holding my controller/handheld games. I always have to apply bengay and wear braces. Arthritis is creeping up on me harshly, and I’m still young so this sucks. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
Today, I found out that the lump in my wrist that keeps getting inflamed and sore is caused by sketching and using my laptop too much. Good thing I'm in my fourth year of studying to become a designer. FML
Today, I found out that the stiffness I've been feeling in my hand is arthritis and that it's only going to get worse. Not only do I type for my job, I'm also 22. FML
Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML
Today, I woke up from surgery to find that the chronic warts on my right hand hadn't been removed. The doctor informed me that they'd grown into my radial nerve, so impossible to remove without permanent paralysis. My immune system sucks, so this is just in my hand forever. FML
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ohhboyy 0
you can't say "**** my life" if you don't HAVE a life
AngelRaven89 0
Remember to take all things in moderation, including World of Warcraft :)
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Comments (400)
Marie77_fml 0
I am so using this to aid me in getting one of my best friends to quit World of Warcraft. I believe he has a problem.
tko 0
...no one cares
j1026 0
World of warcraft is the SHIZZI'mlvl 71 human rogue on lightbringer :) Sorry for the CPS
j213_fml 0
and yet u go online to fmylife.com to tell everyone this
YeahCool 0
I'm sure 4/5 people commenting on this spend hours a day on FML to make fun of other people. So grats to all who try to sound bad4ss in your comment. WoW is fun, Alliance FTW, GG, QQ, all that jazz.
baby_love 0
you reallyyyy need to get out more -_- ydi for being a loser
Wildcard 0
ydi for playing world of warcrack !!!
ReplicasWaifu 0
You fail at life, and need to get laid. YDI
b5200 0
Maybe all of you play too much real life and not enough WoW. If it' fun in the long run it's what you should probably be doing. Which is pretty much what everyone's doing anyway, why do you work? To have money for necessities and to spend on stuff for fun. He has found something that to him is fun and therefore worth doing. This coming from a socially active person who doesn't play WoW.
z0mb13 0
......and you're typing this....... WoW is addicting and it's pretty fun. I'm not going to assume you have no life by playing WoW, I play it sometimes and I still have a life. Just stop playing as much. I'm a noob, I know, but alliance FTW raid with 10 year olds!