Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, I'm dating the perfect guy. He's smart, considerate, charming, funny, good looking and we have a ton of interests in common. He also can't get it up. At all. FML
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billykafka 0
If you took his response seriously you're ****** up.
alwaysalady 0
He was clearly joking, but you shouldn't fish for compliments. Its unattractive.
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Melody_fml 0
actually. for me, i dont understand how someone COULD like me..yet i have a boyfriend. you feel like a piece of crap but you got friends, you dont get how you can be lucky in that ONE way to have those friends. i guess in my case i've done atleast SOMETHING right. perhaps it was a bad question to ask how it was worded. but i'd ask it, how could i be so lucky to have someone such as him? such as my boyfriend? i'm sure we all think it, its just not worded the same as she did here. which we're all different so yeahs ohh and yeah he was probably just joking. if he really thought the opposite of all that then i'm sorry and good luck, but most guys wouldnt say that to their girlfriend unless it was a joke/not true
CableX17 0
....emo? Don't b so down on urself, makes life a hell of a lot worse, trust me.
Bibico_fml 0
Any time a girl asks something like, "Do these jeans make me look fat?" it's always best to say something like, "No, they just don't hide the fact that you are." I agree with the other comments: This was someone looking for a compliment. The best compliments are the ones that are given spontaneously, like telling your g.f. she looks gorgeous when she's had a bad day.
ZING_MASTER 0
IGNORE #24 HE IS AN IMPOSTOR!!! Oh, and you went fishing for the compliment but reeled in the ZING!!!
allie2590 31
If you've been with him for a year, wouldn't you know when he's joking around?
Paraxi 0
#11 the word is "Über," and it's German. Your bf was obviously joking, lighten up.
CableX17 0
oober win;P
Lou_Briccant 0
I've been seeing so many of these posts, I'm starting to think that the majority of people who come here are as sensitive as a landmine. It's almost as if no one can take a joke anymore.
musicalmandi16 0
#2+ #4 + 5 + 6 + 8 + 10 + 19 + 30 = EPIC WIN!!
sai_fml 0
Ahaha @ #27 I just want to tell you guys though...I'm really bad at fishing for compliments...I'm so horrible at it, but you guys are soooo great at it...
ohmygolly 0
#34 Aww, honey, don't be so hard on yourself. You're one of the most manipulative, insecure attention ****** I've ever met. Me, I can't weasel a compliment out of a person to save my life.
CableX17 0
roflmao. face pwnd:P
bradley5055 0
lol you got owned thats actually a really witty answer