SerendipityRose
San Jose, United States
Today, I invited my boyfriend to his first dinner out with my family. As my older brother was discussing the injuries he'd received while working as a tow truck driver, my innocent 10 year old brother piped up saying he should see what I did to my boyfriend's back with my nails. FML
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Kiki242 19
How does he know that?
DocBastard 40
You should see what your foot can do to his ass after dinner.
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KiddNYC1O 22
Ah, innocence.
stitesy29 18
Maybe you'd feel better if you apologize and offer to pay for the damage
obsydian_fml 3
The plot twist is, it wasn't her nails that did it.
gallopinghorses 3
Cool story, don't care.
Swampfox0038 3
Just a back scratch shouldn't be bringing up any confusion; or....
Nanael_fml 4
I think what everyone means when they say "How did he know that" is.... At what point during this night out to dinner did your boyfriend take his shirt off??
Needafarm 22
OP must really have claws or have a salon sharpen those talons up. WTF? I grew my nails out once and the most that happens is his back has red lines for a couple hours.
agonydrum 7
Kinky sex is the best, it rhymes if you don't think about it
rosesong2494 3
I'm sorry for your embarrassment, but to be perfectly honest, that's hilarious!! I started cracking up at my screen. Hehehe :D
mowmowlife 21
I understand this FML, but I'm a little confused as to why the kid got punished for it. Did he say it in such a way that he knew it was risque, and that OP wasn't beating her boyfriend? It seems to me that a ten year old would be happy to pipe up about another injury he knew about, not making a correlation with sex.
captain__jj 5
Obviously the kid doesn't know they were from sex, but OP's parents probably would, hence why OP is mad. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want someone to go telling my parents I scratched up my boyfriend in bed.
mowmowlife 21
Yes. Her comments also say that her brother was punished extensively, and I just don't see why that's fair in the event he didn't know what it was he was saying.