SerendipityRose
San Jose, United States
Today, I invited my boyfriend to his first dinner out with my family. As my older brother was discussing the injuries he'd received while working as a tow truck driver, my innocent 10 year old brother piped up saying he should see what I did to my boyfriend's back with my nails. FML
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Kiki242 19
How does he know that?
DocBastard 40
You should see what your foot can do to his ass after dinner.
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nico16_fml 6
I don't get it .....
flockz 20
the boyfriend has been having some muscle pain in his back from bending over backwards trying to please OP and needed some deep muscle therapy. OP realised that accupuncture would be the perfect solution, especially since she was a professional accupuncturist. but due to the economic crisis, OP had to use nails instead of those expensive needles and then the innocent 10 year old noticed the effects of the nails.... or it was scratch marks from a heated sex session. take your pick.
izzym11 1
For real?
samanthashelton 5
Your 13 thats why you don't get it
holyshitbatman 20
out of the mouths of children :)
scottsteiner 1
"I like it Rough baby"
greenie213 23
Laugh it off and kill him later.
olpally 33
Somebody got caught doing the dirty dirty... Hahaha.. 10 year olds speak the truth! :D
Metallica36176 16
Well, if that IS the case, at least your boyfriends doing his job. ;)
Betterthink4 6
That's why they make nail clippers.
braddah112233 1
Kids say the darnedest things
musicmaniac0099 0
How would your brother know that in the first place?
keven501 12
He should see what the nails are going to do to him.