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SerendipityRose San Jose, United States

Today, I invited my boyfriend to his first dinner out with my family. As my older brother was discussing the injuries he'd received while working as a tow truck driver, my innocent 10 year old brother piped up saying he should see what I did to my boyfriend's back with my nails. FML

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SerendipityRose 26

He didn't actually show him specifically, TJ had his shirt off at the house & my little brother saw his back... He asked what happened & said that TJ got his butt kicked by a girl. It was a harmless joke & look where it got us. So mortifying...

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Kiki242 19

How does he know that?

DocBastard 40

You should see what your foot can do to his ass after dinner.

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Comments (94)

kool_girl_123 9

Oh the looks from your parents lol

dangermouse2990 19

I saw the same fml a few months ago, but in the first one they weren't op's scratch marks

papa_raatsi 9

I've never understood why girls do that...