Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefered my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
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Top comments
slmchicd12 23
What is it with parents insulting their kids significant other? Keep those kinds of comments to yourself.
stephw 9
At that moment she probably wanted to photoshop his face too. With her fists.
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Comments (67)
carminecris89 13
Your dad is a complete prick. I hope you stood up for her and said something to him about making such an appalling comment.
mashwin 5
Hi.. Wht king comics do u like ?
StanSmith2013 26
I wonder how long it will be until she is photoshopping babies to look like you two!
LMFAOwned 9
Your dad sounds like a dick lol
xojoinox 5
your father said that to your girlfriend? I hope you at least said something to stand up for her...
APersonalProblem 13
Your dad needs a medal. Lmfaooo
pinkpanther61789 15
And you need a shoe up your ass #45
MidnaLink 35
Maybe the whole leg, but maybe in the front end so she can't procreate and give her children this crappy mindset.
_Burnett89 9
I agree with the comments about you at least standing up for her. I'm pretty sure he didn't take into consideration her feelings so why take his
biggestfan23 11
Well i see that the " perks of technology " didn't help you
panda_lou 11
Good, bout time somebody said it. I know so many girls that look NOTHING like their photos because they use so many different edits and filters.
CharresBarkrey 16
Along the lines of your comment, what is on your(her?) eye in your picture?
panda_lou 11
That's my friend and she had her face painted at a rodeo/fair. I think it's part of a butterfly.
enigmo_fml 12
Funny if she was a graphic designer. xD
charvisioku 22
Dick move. I hope you defended her.