Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefered my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
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Top comments
slmchicd12 23
What is it with parents insulting their kids significant other? Keep those kinds of comments to yourself.
stephw 9
At that moment she probably wanted to photoshop his face too. With her fists.
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Comments (67)
dontpanic_fml 32
**** your girlfriend's life.
perdix 31
So, your "girlfriend" can conceal her pimples and other facial abnormalities skillfully with Photoshop? I wonder what else he's hiding from you ;)
poccocurantes 7
An Adams apple.
sniperkit 10
A penis.
perdix 31
#35, ding, ding, ding, we have a winner! Thanks for playing #20, and as a consolation prize, please accept a copy of our home version of our game, "Hide the Salami." We also would have accepted "testicles." I fear the OP will have to, too ;)
Shrouds 14
still better then Te'o
BongRipsForJesus 7
*than.
Pharmgrl03 9
I'm sure she can photoshop you another dad in your wedding pictures.
ihearuscreamin 13
Hahaha!
meow_jess 11
I hope he didn't say that in front of your gf , what an ass hole if he did.
twinkiefeets 17
Real classy.
perdix 31
You life is in balance. Your girlfriend's lack of candor is balanced by your dad's surplus!
olpally 33
Your dad's a dick. Wow.
dogpfcorn 11
You are what you eat
olpally 33
That's not true 27. Lol
Xotoolyxo 16
As long as you think she's beautiful nothing else matters
DanielleinDC 34
Wow, your dad is a real charmer. Not.
Gunnie 24
Haha Borat is that you?
Axipiter 24
Snake charmer, maybe...