Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML
Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year-old girl, for my grandpa. FML
Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML
Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML
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powersticks 16
Even though that's totally ****** up you have to admit that he has an awesome grandma.
RuralNinja 0
YDI for drinking with your grandma.
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me5 0
How old is she? is she hot?
Thornod 0
Go Gramma!
thesunshotme 0
Next time, try a more "traditional" way of celebrating the holidays? J/k, do whatever you want. Just be prepared for the consequences. :'D
Tigg3r 3
I have to admit that you have an awesome grandma but if my grandma flashed me I'm pretty sure I would be haunted for the rest of my life...
dragonfire123 0
haha for some people it wouldn't be that bad. my mom is a grandma to an 18 y/o and everyone says she's still hot (she's 55..this family has kids at a young age). she's had implants too so i'm sure if she flashed someone, it would be more of an awesome thing for them. not everyone has an old, wrinkly, gray grandma...
npk88 0
between you and the OP you guys should have a competition to see which is family is the royal leaders of the white trash kingdom. Though I wouldn't suggest making beerpong part of the competition...not if OP's granny is participating
Dylan94_fml 8
it's eerie how proud you are of this ;)
Dylan94_fml 8
^ @32
thinmint 0
gag!
ViCT0RiAHx3 0
sexyyy. ;)
cmpinkluvr 0
hahaha that's more of a GOOD thing!! you should have put that on mylifeisaverage.com :)
majorcrabs 0
lol oh well. in 20 or so years u can say " hey guys remember when we were playing beerpong and grandma flashed us." good times good times
Babushka_Homyak 10
Poor OP. Your going to remember that every time you try to have sex.
did_it_4_lulz 0
YDI - Beer pong is NOT a family game.