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Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Did it turn you on though?

Must've been cold.

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I ******* hate the illustrations on here.

I can top that, I cut my face with my laptop.

How does this happen? Also, a sex nose? what?

That's a weird nipple clamp, by the way - YDI

Damn, how close were you?

**** will do that to you

You must have really saggy boobs...

i know your dick isnt that big

Actually, the geekiest way possible to get injured is being burned by a soldering iron. So you're a lame geek. YDI

Omg I thought I was the only one! I do that all the time... Hurts like a motherf***er. :/ #bigboobproblems