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Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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coconutdaydream 7
Did it turn you on though?
Krirn 21
Must've been cold.
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Comments (185)
blinksmilewink 23
I ******* hate the illustrations on here.
krr10 5
I can top that, I cut my face with my laptop.
bakerella 29
How does this happen? Also, a sex nose? what?
ronski 41
That's a weird nipple clamp, by the way - YDI
Kingbreezy04 10
Damn, how close were you?
ITALIANMAFIApm 12
**** will do that to you
MitchellB1026 8
You must have really saggy boobs...
OreoHasFml 5
i know your dick isnt that big
simonszu 5
Actually, the geekiest way possible to get injured is being burned by a soldering iron. So you're a lame geek. YDI
guineagirl96 38
Omg I thought I was the only one! I do that all the time... Hurts like a motherf***er. :/ #bigboobproblems
seabassofthesea 3
That's hott