Today, I helped a lady give birth on the train. She was so happy she asked if she could name the baby after me, but as I told her my name she visibly turned her nose up at it, turned to her husband, and suggested naming it after his grandfather instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
Today, whilst sat next to a old lady on a flight back to the UK, I exclaimed how I wished somebody would gag the crying baby a few rows behind us. Her reply was, "That's my grandson." FML
Today, at my cousin's baby shower, there was a discussion on what to name the baby. When the name Jacqueline was brought up, I made a face and exclaimed, "Ugh, I hate that name!" I was then informed that's the name of my cousin's mother-in-law. She definitely heard me. FML
Today, I gave a beautiful book of baby names to a friend of mine who's been trying to get pregnant for a while. She just burst into tears when she saw it. Just before meeting me, she'd found out she was sterile. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML
Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
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Leeono 26
Sorry Adolf. Maybe next time.
nubs 23
so what's your name?
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nomoretristy 3
Chandler Muriel Bing, is that you?
Charlie Given 28
Was your name Bindy booty boo 😂😂 and that is a real name spelled exactly like this,now Imagine it being said with a thick accent from India right after he took a 8ft. high face plant on a icy road from a snowbank he pop's back up without missing a Beat blood covered face and says hi I'm Bindy booty boo, I almost pissed myself laughing after the shock of thinking he was dead passed when he said his name🤣🤣
MustangCowgirl24 4
I really need to know what your name is. Like is it really that bad??
Dave_Davington 34
Sorry to hear that, Anass.
weeping_willow 25
Well, what’s your name??
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
shoulda said fine **** you too
Llama Bobulas 9
Was your name Gaylord Focker? 😂😂😂
Jorn van der Ar 13
So, they didn't like your name. What a disaster!
Davros 12
WTH, are you known on the reservation as Two Dogs Humping?
meganngracee 11
Hey, maybe it was her ex’s name? You can really love a name until someone ruins it for ya :/