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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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I would of helped her if I heard that

Piggilywiggily15 0

Maybe she just was moaning cuz the toothpaste smelled and tasted nice. :0

bahaahahaha.yummy.

that fucken suck Rolf 

can I borrow ur toothbrush

Piggilywiggily15 0

Lol south Park. The underpants gnomes. Step 1- Steal underwear. Step 2- ??? Step 3-profit.

confront her she probably thinks no one knows she's doing it and wil be soo embarassed she won't touch ur stuff or herself for along time

**** on her toothbrush

OP is female