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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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dude put icy hot gel on it she will scream for hours...(not in pleasure) I've got it in my nose when me and my friends were messing around with it. I seriously thought I was going to die

lol your name says "fail" then your comment says "win" haha

also get a video of her coming out of her room wit ur toothbrush so it parents don't think ur stupid XD

Silense_is_loud 0

oh wow that would be great if it was ur girlfriend and u wax a boy

auggie6243 0

why would u take yur dog around da block u shoulda jumped into yur sisters room wit like a camera and said suprise!!!!! yur on YouTube

rasberryicedtea 0

haha I have used an electric toothbrush before :)

flapjacks123 0

id **** it!

hahahahah, lol oh my god how great is that:)

HaveAgoodDay 0

yo

Brilliantly EPIC idea! hahaha Not to mention Valentine's Day is just around the corner... xD

if she's hot then...!