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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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number 57 is meh HERO!!!!!! if ur the saidist type, tell ur parents while there eating

Ha, thanks for the laugh. But seriously, your sister either hates you or is a dirty, dirty **** with incest on her mind. Maybe she felt it was the closest way to put your mouth close to her vag. If you want to return the favor, after a really nasty shit, clean the toilet with her toothbrush.

katie_bby 0

WHAT THE ****? i'd take my toothbrush, throw it at her, tell her to get a ******* *****, and stay away from any vibrating household objects.

tiffanyyy93 0

thats disgustingggg. just slap her.

Tsuyoko_fml 0

holy .... ew.

Now you know what to get her for christmas

secretkeeper89 0

Thats sick and i hope you beat her ass and shoved the toothbrush in her mouth

pappy1193 0

Isn't thinking such a great thing? She obviously used the handle end and not the brush end, the vibrations, did you ever think about that?

TommygetsCRUNK 0

#559 --- either way, his tooth brush was in his SISTERS ******. He didnt have to think about anything.

i_hate_my_life22 0

eh thats very gross....to all u sick perverts who think its ok...ITS NOT u shuldnt use ur siblings property to satisfy ur hornyness.....thats was vibrators,guys,etc are for