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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA gross

TareBareX18 0

LOL. That's what you get for leaving your toothbrush in the bathroom. It's nasty, but still. Women are sex craved =]

yo like get owned son...why the hell do you have an electric toothbrush anyway thats just nasty dude...well now you know never to buy an electric toothbrush with your sister around..and by the way shes probably done it before...so get owned

#57 is a ******* genius...

is your sister hot?

if your sis was hot I would brush extra

lol time for a new tooth brush?

lol time for a new tooth brush?

EpiC_WiFi 0

Well, that's some crazy stuff

HAHAHHA this is funny stuff ew it prolly wasnt the first time ew ew ew i hope that was the first time bc that is majorly disgusting