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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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Ewwww. That's nice of you to give her her space. But you needa get back at her. There are things actually made for that purpose! Giftwrap a vibrator for her.

karissaaa 0

xP that sucks..but it's really cool how you give her space :]

57! Lmao! Yes! xDDD

hawaiianxpunchx3 0

PUT HOT SAUCE ALL OVER IT

SerenitySilver 0

ew okay #369 is insane, um ouch lol. but #6 is priceless rofl I swear if someone even did something like that for payback, omg wow, just brilliant. And WTF your sister has some nerve, if you're a guy or a girl, doesn't matter, the fact that she masturbated with her siblings toothbrush, wouldn't that make her go ew wtf am I doing? I know to me that'd be like I'm secretly doing my sibling in some weird ****** up way. Your life is ******..

Someguy999 0

Step 1: Monitor her 'habit' for a while. Look for any pattern. Step 2: Get a good friend to 'make the cobra spit' into a condom or something. Step 3: A while before she goes to get it on with your brush, rub the stuff onto the toothbrush. Step 4: With your friend's healthy soldiers and a little bit of moistening action from your sister, revenge is yours! Step 5: Watch results as she tries to explain this to parents on the way to the abortion clinic.

buy her a vibrator and put if on her bed

shit, ewwwwww! ughhh. nasty!

#8 just cause that girl has blond hair doesnt mean that she is blonde down there, Im blonde and im as blonde as you could get and its natural and im not blonde down there soo yeah. duh!!

haha umm #8 just cause that girl had blond hair doesnt mean its blonde down there. im a natural blond and im basically as blonde as you can get and its not blonde down there. duh!