Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
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Top comments
Khaleesi_26 30
I've never heard of a boyfriend telling the father his plans to break up with his daughter. Wouldn't that be a recipe for disaster?
Chente_313 15
I wonder how the father reacted?
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Comments (69)
orbit 22
Weddings are usually a happy subject. Since op thought they were talking about marriage, maybe her dad seemed happy.
sha17 20
Should have pulled a fast one on him after you heard that and broke up with him!
vikky538 29
is your father your boyfriends best friend?
nsrigiri 7
Lol, i dont think so
nsrigiri 7
If thats true , don't worry , someone better is waiting for you.
arachnophile 13
You two must have had very different views about your relationship to think you were ready for marriage while he thinks it's time to go.
myrle0 11
Atleast u have a planned breakup ahead! ?
an3ph 20
I know it hurts, OP, but if you are that far apart, it is for the best. Better now than later.
jaysinlove 10
Damn, no one deserves to get broken up with in such a way they gotta ask their dad how to wtf
ooft 8
Strange choice by OP's boyfriend