Today, I have my first university lecture on lab safety. Having gone out the night before with my house-mates, I have the worst hangover of my life, and have to listen for an hour and a half while they loudly demonstrate the types of alarms we'll hear in different kinds of emergencies. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML
Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and with the lovely surprise of my monthly cycle. Now I’m at work, sitting with a blaring faulty fire alarm that I have no way to turn off. Everyone who can fix it is on holiday. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my University saying I may have violated the Student Code of Conduct for being drunk in public at a football game, and now I have to go in to defend myself against charges. My lungs filled with fluid at the game, causing me to throw up. I had to be taken away in an ambulance. FML
Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML
Today, there was a fire alarm in my dorm. Just as I was leaving my room, a lady in the hallway told me that it was a drill and they'd be inspecting rooms, so I would need to leave my door unlocked. When I came back, my room was trashed and my laptop, speakers, and jewelry were gone. FML
Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML
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Top comments
FreakinChaps 0
God, I would have shot myself.
FYLDeep 26
No one's going to feel bad about your self-inflicted woes.
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Comments (98)
aarshvipatel 0
Serves you right. YDI
btbamfan75 0
oh man, im sorry to hear that.
salsa324 0
Your fault brought it on your self.
macbeth1489 4
Last year when I was on a comedown they decided to test the smoke detectors in every room of my halls. Set the alarm off every single time for each room and the building had 14 floors!
juliaspencer 0
Lol , that's your fault .
copy125 0
Haha dumbass
Poetaster 10
If it were me, a lil "hair of the dog" would be in order. Three or 4 shots should do it.
Foxy_On_Fire 21
wow you diverse this one buddy
bfsd42 20
That's the life of a fresher. Get drunk and learn how to pass classes without participating.
jaminjames 0
Everyone thumbs down as if they have never gotten drunk. " ohhh I'm to sophisticated to drink "
Cinn_fml 23
No, people thumbs down because they have the common sense not to get shitfaced the night before important things, such as safety briefings/lectures/meetings etc. Not because they never drink.