Today, I have exactly 204 snowflakes saved onto my computer, all of which I made on this snowflake-making website. This is what my life has come to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML
Today, I made a snowman with my little sister. We spent ages rolling snowballs and decorating it with a scarf and hat. When we'd finished, she hugged it so hard that it collapsed. She cried, so I promised to build another one. It’s been three hours, my fingers are numb, but her smile is worth it. FML
Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
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lenalee96 22
That's cool though, print them out and make a chain!
Tezoma 28
We all have our hobbies, Op. No big deal.
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Comments (78)
falconjade 19
You're the one who decided to make them, it's your life. YDI
Tezoma 28
You've never gotten caught up in a hobby? Sometimes, people get seriously into their hobbies without meaning to. I once accidentally filled half a sketchbook in one sitting because it was quick, easy, and, most of all, fun.
falconjade 19
Did you make an FML about your what your life is coming to afterwards? It sounds like you were proud of your work so good on you. OP seems to be disappointed in themselves, seeing as they posted this FML, which makes this a little different in my opinion.
Tezoma 28
It doesn't sound to me like OP was disappointed in their work, but instead that they were a bit embarrassed about having gone overboard and even makong a site for them. I guess it all depends on how you view it, I was just looking at it in a way I could relate to.
falconjade 19
From your viewpoint it's definitely not their fault I personally just don't see why they'd post it if they saw it like that. I guess if they like making snowflakes that's their business
CrikOgresmasher 19
it's because with SNOWFLAKES, it seems like a childish hobby and it's kind of embarrassing. The site is probably for kids. Which sucks cause I wanna play :
Tezoma 28
I wasn't angry, though. I was only trying to give my PoV. I'm sorry if the tone seemed harsh.
cryssycakesx3 23
it's because this is one the many that seem plausible. no one sounded angry though.
falconjade 19
Neither of us are angry and the only harsh thing is my original comment, which was my opinion and my vote, everybody here is chilled out
ZY1431 24
a very snowy situation
botanistjessica 24
Jesus Christ. Really?
bobbyguy 17
I only laughed because of how bad that was.
Nickb55 16
At least there snow way you have it the worst
Joshwarrior 39
It took me a few times reading your sentence to realize what you did there haha
graceinsheepwear 34
Do they open into Olympic rings?
cryssycakesx3 23
4 of them did.
sallee23444 11
This is such a cute fml :)
lzmo 20
What site?!?
Calaraphea 16
snowflakes.barkleyus.com/
telli164 30
How do you even find snowflake making websites? What?
Marine1775 14
Look on the bright side at least you have a hobby.
JD1147 27
Maybe consider getting off the computer and getting out of the house? Try meeting new people. Go to a library and read a book. See a movie at the cinema. Walk in the forest. Join a hobby group (photography is a popular one). Wander around local shops. Life shouldn't have to come down to only making snowflakes. Get out and enjoy the life you're living.
cryssycakesx3 23
you make it seem as though OP has been sitting there making snowflakes since the dawn of time. she posted this on FML so clearly she does other things. :)
worldclassrager 41
Did you customize the (if you have a Microsoft computer) star screen saver as well to 204 stars for unison? I apologize if the number is off