Today, I hadn't been out in two weeks, and I was looking forward to going to the beach with my friends. Instead, I rear-ended someone at a roundabout and had to go home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML
Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML
Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
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Top comments
TheRolf 0
so... you can still go to The Beach...
koalaboy103 1
haha have a listen to these people telling others they have poor driving skills, this happens to the best of us ! and yea roundabout is a ozzy slang for anus. in oz we call it roundabout sir. and mate i hope you had insurance ?
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Comments (50)
perdix 31
Is "roundabout" Aussie slang for "anus?" Could be more fun than the beach if the person was of the gender you prefer to bone. If you had to accept your second choice, that could be awkward, especially if the bonee wants to go home with you.
Fear_Der_Nacht 0
atleast you got out
LizabethLashay 0
ydi for not watching where your going. move out here to daytona OP.
rickusa 1
U got to be blond huh ?...lol
lostfaithinpppl 19
YDI for poor driving skills. Don't get on the road if you can't drive.
coderedz 0
in the words of Tom Tom Darth Vader "round abound"
danceoo 0
ydi for not understanding road laws
prettyinpunk1025 14
no one calls it a round about.... it's a ******* rotary
Grim_reaper651 0
You're right of course, everyone is supposed to speak exactly the same way as you. God forbid things being named differently in other places >.>
koalaboy103 1
haha have a listen to these people telling others they have poor driving skills, this happens to the best of us ! and yea roundabout is a ozzy slang for anus. in oz we call it roundabout sir. and mate i hope you had insurance ?
TheBrenster 2
learn to drive.