Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML
Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me for being a "degenerate drunk". FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML
Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
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Top comments
drayloon 50
I think pedos prefer women who can't shave their ****** yet...
juls99 11
That took an unexpected turn
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jenny_sykes 14
that's awkward lol .
mclint_ 21
she was drunk, people say the weirdest things when they're drunk. if she's still same even when she's sobered up then you can cancel all future dinners.
Zarcissa 34
Drunk words are sober thoughts...
iAlissa 34
Ah shit. I said that on a comment a few up. Beat me to it.
sharkgirl4 23
I know right? Body hair is so unattractive on women. That's why I shave my legs, arms, armpits, ******, eyebrows and head. I've never felt sexier.
cm1995_fml 10
Shame on you for being sarcastic! It genuinely is unattractive and I certainly shave all the areas you just mentioned and most women do unless they're a stupid, crazy feminazi. All women should!
Willibobs 33
You must be very streamlined. Is that why they call you shark girl? :-P
SaintGoobers 19
This made Me giggle.
Szaszaspasz 26
Ah crap! I had an ex-old man call me "Link!"
Steffi3 40
They sound like lovely people. Goodluck OP
more4me 27
Hmmm at least she isn't your in-law ! Can you just imagine spending the holidays with that one ?!! *shudders*
donkinator 24
thats a hairy situation!
MDoremis 38
Plot twist!
xebi 4
A ****** is a passage inside your body. If she has hair growing in hers, she might want to consult her doctor.
Zebediabolical 45
The ****** is also a colloquial and common-use term for the entire region.
Flyndaran 10
No, that's vulva. People misuse words all the time, but unless you want language to devolve into grunts, we must strive to maintain coherency.
militarybrat 21
It is an extremely common and acceptable slang word.
kewpiesuicide 29
And yet they changed the definition of the word 'literally' in the dictionary because people misused it so often...
KamiyaHaine 18
It's not the last time unless you are breaking up with him. >.< All the best for your relationship with her! FMILs are ridiculously hard to get along with!
tralulilulalala 20
Omg.. The plot twist.