Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML
Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me for being a "degenerate drunk". FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML
Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
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Top comments
drayloon 50
I think pedos prefer women who can't shave their ****** yet...
juls99 11
That took an unexpected turn
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Comments (57)
nukehawk 5
Probably did it on purpose trying to be funny and creep you out. My family does it all the time
Cargerm 6
Well at least you know what to take as your hostess gift next time...an assortment of Nair and a Hello Kitty t-shirt!
randomheartthrob 7
Totally didn't expect parents with this.
shiffizzle 13
Sounds like some classy future inlaws
speakfreely 21
Omg this is too funny
Destinee_1 13
Hopefully your boyfriend hasn't adopted those same views.
thisguy22 33
Or better yet, hopefully her boyfriend was adopted.
KrDizzy 16
How would one shave their ******? A ****** is internal. That sounds painful...She must mean vulva/pubic area.
damndre 14
Her drunkn self hates the hair but the sober self sees pedos hmmmmmmm...
SueAnn23 8
I hope he's nothing like his mother.. lol
gintwinsmoore 20
OP, how many times have you had dinner with your boyfriend's parents???