Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
Today, I spent five hours in the back seat of a car with two dogs. Both had been sprayed by a skunk earlier in the day. One had a gas problem. FML
Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML
Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML
Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to fart next to my brother in the car. Apparently, his carsickness is exacerbated by strong smells. I now know what it feels like to have lap full of vomit. FML
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Top comments
davidpropert 32
You should have shit your pants so the dog wouldn't feel so self conscious
FalloutScrolls 25
I dunno, dude. At least a child would have a couple layers of clothing to hold it in.
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Comments (31)
BMBBball31 15
Poor dog
chinaski7628 32
Poor OP, too.
CaroAurelia 12
I had a cat like that. Every time we took a car ride with him, he would not only crap himself but piss himself and froth at the mouth. It wasn't pretty. He only did that after we took him home after my grandmama (his human) died, so he might have had kitty PTSD or something.
corky1992 33
Well thats..shitty lol.
corky1992 33
Well thats..shitty lol.
sandman676 20
Open the door and kick that out
yaoi_chan 8
**** off
hank0311 10
Rah dogs are like kids though, he just might be excited to be on a ride and out of the house. It is common for animals to have neurotic behavior when things are different and or they are excited. Give him some loving and he may relax a bit next time
Vakama00 13
Must've been a shitty ride.
vicky_lynnnnn 11
I guess you experienced them as well then?
parkhouse63 11
Must've been a crappy ride,and yes I had to use a pun!
Onoconah 11
sounds like you had a shitty car ride *ba dum tss*