Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML
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Gum_fml 0
a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.
aardvarkish 17
you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...
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Comments (639)
JohnByeBye 0
Oops I thought it said a man posted it so I clicked YDI. Sorry OP ^^,
Metzler31 17
that's just wrong. I don't think I could forgive my dad after that one..
thatguy626 0
f your sons life
bullsht 0
Does your mother also provide a bucket for you to perform your daily bodily functions in during those long boss fights? Better moderators??
idrownfish 0
the OP is the wife of the dad dumdonkey
Agent_P 0
dude i feel for you my dad plays non stop, which means i have to do everything in the house, and its really starting to piss me off, he claims he appreciates it but i've never seen the appreitiation, i feel so sorry for you and your kid best thing to do if he plays non stop is try getting rid of him , sorry :(
TimCycko 0
That sucks dude, my dads a freakin nerd, 3 level 80s in fact hes raiding the freakin lich king right now :P
bullsht 0
That's mean, don't call your mum such terrible names.
JohnByeBye 0
lol
justnuggets 0
you can't fight the lich king yet...only part of ice crown is available right now, not that I would know that O_o OP that really sucks, nobody should ever neglect their family for WoW!
WickedAngel 0
They released the Lich King Fight today, patch 3.3.2
SeasonedLemur 5
Lmao at 27 that's ******* quality! =D
foreverabearfan 3
AWFUL--and people wonder why kids these days are messed up!! Perfect example of a horrible parent!! Call your internet company today and disconnect the internet, then smash the computer over that father's head!!
zippit09 0
Yeah THIS is really the worst example of bad parenting around. I'm sure WoW accounts for kids these days being messed up. I don't even play it but I think you might be taking it a leeeeetle too far.
as260191 5
Have we just found Leeroy Jenkins?
Miss_Jeannie 0
Love.
Aggriken 0
on the other hand, it takes a long time to get a party together to do a raid, so he may have just gotten one and did not want to abandon them for his son 's awards ceremony.
pwnagraphy 0
it doesnt take long if he has in a good raiding guild. if hes dps then I suppose he could get jipped out of his position in the raid but seriously dps is soooo boring if you aren't high
lynsieloowho 0
for the horde!