Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Shitgibbon
Today, here in Canada, my father-in-law talked to me about how people who are "not Canadians" are destroying the country. He called me an "import" several times within the course of an hour. I've been a citizen for over twenty years. FML
lordoftheweird
What the…?
Today, because no one else was willing to, I had to explain to my uncle that he's white, that I'm not his grandfather, and that he's mentally challenged. FML
Krish Kochar
Canada
The clichés are real
Today, I've been living in Canada for past two years, and my friend from the States came to visit. He was talking about how Canadians are so polite, but I was in total denial, that he didn't know anything. While I was arguing with him, a guy in front of us walked into a pole, then apologized to it. FML
ROBERT
Cresskill, United States
Today, I actually had to explain to two of my friends that neither Alaska nor Nebraska are in Canada. I think I need new friends. FML
ehxtraordinarily pissed
Coweta, United States
Elaborate
Today, my Canadian friend is staying a few days at my parents' house. I drove him from the airport, only to find my idiot dad had decked the spare room out with maple syrup bottles. He keeps saying "Eh" all the time and asked "What's he so upset aboot?" when my friend was offended. FML
not a brain cell in sight
Muskegon, United States
Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML
Anonymous
Danbury, United States
Today, I had to slowly explain to my mother that Americans are not the only people who celebrate Christmas. FML
daddy's girl
Springfield, United States
Overcompensating
Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML
Pop
New York, United States
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
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perdix 31
What if he is evil?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Bullshit, 34. I had friend who used to put maple syrup on everything. Slowly but surely he started transforming into a maple tree. First it was his arms that turned to tree limbs, that's when I tried getting him to stop, but he wouldn't. Then went his legs, and after a few months we had to plant him in his parents back yard. Yes, I do have a diabetic maple tree as a friend now.. Moral for the story is, don't eat too much maple syrup or you'll turn into a tree boys and girls.
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Comments (84)
KingreX32 21
lolololol we will take over you're lands.
blackwidowtaco 31
Your*
niallo 23
Agreed. He's from there, then he's had first hand experience.
eternal_malaise 10
It's all the other Canadians that are evil. :p
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Bullshit, 34. I had friend who used to put maple syrup on everything. Slowly but surely he started transforming into a maple tree. First it was his arms that turned to tree limbs, that's when I tried getting him to stop, but he wouldn't. Then went his legs, and after a few months we had to plant him in his parents back yard. Yes, I do have a diabetic maple tree as a friend now.. Moral for the story is, don't eat too much maple syrup or you'll turn into a tree boys and girls.
merik225 14
Your poor grandfather... He had to live in Canada with America right there! Barney Stinson y'all...
thisisnotAJ 6
As if the US is better than Canada. Don't make me laugh.
underthesea12 24
of all people he should know they are evil!
barfcannon 24
That is indeed a tragic tale. You've changed my mind!
lolita88_fml 27
Silly muggle, Canada doesn't exist! It's a myth, like Narnia!
chocolatefrog28 29
That means nothing, there are a lot of Canadians that are evil and just hide it well.
alex540150 9
I'm Canadian, and I'm not evil..... Muahaha.... Eh?