Today, I had to complete a project for my course in Italian. We had to write a little paragraph about a friend. I had to make one up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I had a mental breakdown because I have a 10,000 word final project due on Monday and I have only 800 words written so far, because I have been working on other classes and trying to be outside with my friends in the nice weather this week. FML
Today, one of my colleagues was asked to rewrite an entire project, which I wrote last week. I'd spent more than 4 days writing it. FML
Today, I spent all day doing a project for myself and then for a friend who's sick. Turned out it was a prank everyone in the class was pulling on me. I missed a baseball game because of it. FML
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perdix 31
Why don't you write about your period? Some people refer to menstruation as the "friend coming to visit" or similar euphemistic talk. That would be hilarious if you talked about your friend who visits you regularly, puts you in a bad mood and makes messes, and your teacher thought it was a real person. Try it!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Imaginary friends are great to have because you know that they won't screw around on you... unless you're into that.
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Comments (79)
Ninjaface 0
I hate my imaginary friends. They always talk me into playing hide-and-seek with them, which is bad enough, but then they rib it in my face when I can't find them.
Attrox 0
Get a life. YDI.
moose_mania 0
omfg that is hella sad wut do u do on the weekends??????
Srain 0
That's rather sad.
HarrietPotter 1
Mi dispiace! :(
dclaver2 0
I take Spanish and I always have to make stuff up
monsterofcookies 0
i would be your friend. you could write about me. :D
Byrnevictim 0
Wow, I guess fml for not knowing that there are this many; sad, lonely, losers. But I guess this website is bound to attract people like that. What do u do sit inside all day? I'm home from school and military training because I had surgery and have a year + estimated recovery. I have a ****** up arm and am back living with my parents, I can still meet new people and go out on dates. So I still don't get how you can **** up so bad that you don't have friends.
EveryDayJackAss 0
lol, i have friends, but even i don't think i can write a paragraph about them >_>.....not really friends then i guess
EveryDayJackAss 0
ORAL SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!