Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I asked my school counselor in strict confidence for advice on how to help a friend of mine, who has bulimia. When I got home, I found out that "someone" had called my parents and told them that I'm bulimic. They won't believe the truth. FML
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML
Today, I stood up to the school bully in a fight. Rather than thank me, the whole school, including some of his victims, now treat me like a psycho. Apparently they tolerated him because of his terrible foster parents, so me hitting him was actually way out of line, and insensitive. How did I become the bad guy here? FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, one of my friends got me in trouble when he called our house and asked my parents why they didn't see us at a school conference. My parents were at a meeting elsewhere at the time, so I didn't bother to tell them about it, as we couldn't have gone there to begin with, and it was voluntary. They're mad anyway. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
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bethrh 49
Damn, there are some real scumbags in the world.
stingray112 24
How would the kid even have any evidence to prove you were bullying him if you were the victim
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ACCOUNTKILLER 18
Kind of similar thing happened to me. When I was in year 9, a group of girls used to hassle me out all the time and one day when they threw a rotten banana peel at me, I threw it back. They decided this was grounds enough to get up in a circle around me and start shoving me and pulling my hair, trying to start a fight. So I smacked one of the girls in the face and walked off. When we were all in the principal's office, I was the only one who didn't sit there and cry and I was honest about exactly what I did. None of the other girls were suspended but I was. Apparently laying your hands on another person isn't inappropriate and self defense doesn't matter. But something good came out of it- I didn't hear from those girls again throughout the rest of high school. The next year, a different group of girls became my problem and I did nothing, so they never left me alone. I'm not saying violence is the answer, but sticking up for yourself, instead of relying on others to, is.
The_Sadist 13
Sorry that happened OP. Just remember. There is ALWAYS a way to get even. Once had a bully jump me after school, and he got a few punches in. Didn't leave any bruises though. Next day he was telling everyone how he "kicked my ass." Whenever someone asked me about it, I played it up more and more. "Oh yeah, I have a fat lip, and needed 20 stitches over my eyes, and I can barely walk." "Uh...you don't have any of that. It doesn't look like he even touched you." "Yeah...but it if it makes him feel bigger to say he beat me up...who am I not let him have his fun?" After the first few people no one believed he had even touched me at all. He lost all credibility. If the problem persists, it's nothing that a boat rental, a bucket of lye, and a meat grinder can't solve. Either that or a copy of Grey's Anatomy, a car battery, and some alligator clips...
Birdieofprey 8
I completely understand where you're coming from with this. something similar happened to me in middle school.
nphill82 21
Next time you see him beat the shit out of him and make his bull shit story true.
lily0304 2
Omg this was basically my whole childhood smh... I know it sucks this is probably one of the main reasons I don't like people lol.
devans00 14
Hmm, sounds suspiciously like my childhood. Except it has to happen continuously, over and over and over for more than 15 years.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Just tell everyone in the school what a little bitch they are. The moment they were at risk of getting in trouble hey burst into tears and sobbed and snorted up everywhere and that will be a nice bit of revenge. If that doesn't work then just become the bully of them, terrible option but hey you're already blamed for it.
scottishoatmeal 22
Well played
manuwish 9
did he have any proof?
elcidsierra 8
Man I'm sorry that sucks