Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I asked my school counselor in strict confidence for advice on how to help a friend of mine, who has bulimia. When I got home, I found out that "someone" had called my parents and told them that I'm bulimic. They won't believe the truth. FML
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML
Today, I stood up to the school bully in a fight. Rather than thank me, the whole school, including some of his victims, now treat me like a psycho. Apparently they tolerated him because of his terrible foster parents, so me hitting him was actually way out of line, and insensitive. How did I become the bad guy here? FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, one of my friends got me in trouble when he called our house and asked my parents why they didn't see us at a school conference. My parents were at a meeting elsewhere at the time, so I didn't bother to tell them about it, as we couldn't have gone there to begin with, and it was voluntary. They're mad anyway. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
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Top comments
bethrh 49
Damn, there are some real scumbags in the world.
stingray112 24
How would the kid even have any evidence to prove you were bullying him if you were the victim
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Comments (105)
Nico_di_AngeloX 13
What a prick. You should try recording them bullying you discreetly so you can show the principal.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Freaking Machiavelli.
Shay_Shay97 23
Give him something to REALLY cry about, OP.
Brandonseal2000 5
That's what you get for being a bitch
Arot6 17
Here's a tip: If you stand up for yourself and fight back (assuming the bullying is physical), it will make you a much less desirable target. Even if he's bigger and stronger than you, you'll no longer be an easy target who'll just sit there and take it, which is exactly who 99% of bullies target.
Reihna_fml 14
Someday he'll be janitor at the company over which you are president. I hope.
booterus 20
Try to record audio or video of him bullying you, but make sure they know you didn't initiate anything
aspecialspecial 21
Well I hope everything will work out, but I assure you that bullies aren't a big problem if you don't let them affect you. If you ignore them and know how to defend yourself if they get physical you'll be fine. And you can always call the cops on them if they get physical and have them arrested. But hey atleast in however many years until you graduate you'll be free of them!
zach055 23
Use your smartphone to record him bullying you. Even if you just turn on audio recording, as long as you keep it in your pocket the bully won't notice it. Virginia is a one-party consent state, so it's perfectly legal to record him. If you don't have a smartphone, buy a cheap tape recorder. Even some flip phones have recording capabilities. Also, check if your school has security cameras, and ask the teachers to watch the footage.
mattyiscool123 26
This reminds me of the DCF