Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I asked my school counselor in strict confidence for advice on how to help a friend of mine, who has bulimia. When I got home, I found out that "someone" had called my parents and told them that I'm bulimic. They won't believe the truth. FML
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML
Today, I stood up to the school bully in a fight. Rather than thank me, the whole school, including some of his victims, now treat me like a psycho. Apparently they tolerated him because of his terrible foster parents, so me hitting him was actually way out of line, and insensitive. How did I become the bad guy here? FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, one of my friends got me in trouble when he called our house and asked my parents why they didn't see us at a school conference. My parents were at a meeting elsewhere at the time, so I didn't bother to tell them about it, as we couldn't have gone there to begin with, and it was voluntary. They're mad anyway. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
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Top comments
bethrh 49
Damn, there are some real scumbags in the world.
stingray112 24
How would the kid even have any evidence to prove you were bullying him if you were the victim
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Comments (105)
LowLifeLoser001 5
At that point I would have told them that I did, and that since im a girl (im actually a guy), hes a little bitch for crying.
analbeadlicker 14
I don't understand how people can get bullied verbally by random people, like if they have no personal information about you then what can Hurt you so much to the point of reporting it, if they lay hands on you just beat they're ass (yes i know some people are stronger than others but assuming this is in a class you can grab a item such as a backpack, textbook, electric pencil sharpener and many more.) hell even get your friends to do it or even "hire" someone to beat they're ass at my school people will fight if i throw 5 dollars on the floor between one another. Point of this is saying don't depend on people such as the principal or teachers a lot of the times they won't intervene.
jgmack27 8
Sorry OP, that happened to me in grade school! the kid's mother told me her sweet son could never do anything like that to anyone, I WAS lying ...30 years later, I heard he's doing time. It will get better, in 10 years, you won't know any of these people.
bubbsorcuz 10
just hit the ****** back. That is what I did. never any problems that a few good rumbles can't fix. Worked really well when I smashed ones head into the wall during recess, this was 20 years ago though.
DocDet 7
is it wrong I could see the bully working as a politician
DeadxManxWalking 27
even your own parents?
fantasyworld 39
This is what happens when you tell someone in a nutshell. Either no one believes you or you get blamed.
smpletxt 14
Get evidence, security cameras perhaps?
HalfLit 17
Simpsons did it