Today, I had the good fortune of finding a seat on the bus, not the norm in Peru. Several minutes after sitting down, I felt something on my shoulder. Thinking it was a hand, I turned my head to look. I came face to face with a dirty man's crotch, it was his erection resting on my shoulder. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a good looking girl accidentally brushed her ass up against my shoulder as she walked past. This only made me realize that this has been the closest I've come to touching a girls ass in over a year. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML
Today, I saw a creepy guy grab a woman's ass on the bus, so I caught his arm and put him in an arm lock, only for the woman to hit me in the head with her handbag. Turns out they were a married couple on their way home to have sex, and who couldn't resist a quick grope during the journey. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
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nodbor 11
even dicks need a place to rest.
Narsh 0
How could anyone possibly say that you deserved this? FYL indeed.
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DynamicDave 11
*Makes mental note to avoid the busses if ever traveling to Peru*
meezer008 0
HAHAHAHA that is so disgusting and funny! FYL
ayra7939 0
Damn, FYL. Guys are such pervs! Ntot all guys, just those whotake advantage of crowded busses & trains & c it as a way 2 feel u up, r jerk off 2 u. Those guys r in nyc too.
ayra7939 0
Damn, FYL. Guys are such pervs! Not all guys, just those who take advantage of crowded buses & trains & see it as a way to feel you up, or jerk off to you. Those guys are in nyc too. (man, after typing so much on my cell, with abbreviations, it's so hard to remember not to abbreviate on here, lucky I could edit...) Argg, why tell me I can edit then time over when I edit? Delete previous one if you can...
Brettersson 0
notice the name is Gringa, which is feminine of gringo, which means foreigner there, usually used in a derogatory manner. sounds like she's not from peru
r891z 0
@138, The word "gringa/gringo" is a slang word for American, people from the USA and it is not in a derogatory manner. The word is also used for people that have blond hair or blue eyes and may still be peruvians. Therefore the OP is most likely to be peruvian as she says that it is not common to find a seat at a bus in Peru. She should be a blonde peruvian (which, yes they exist in the capital city mainly) which attracted a man who should be standing up putting his crotch on her shoulder.
Ashayu 0
That's why you don't sit in "micros", sweetie. (on second thought, had you been standing up, his erection would have been around your hips, right?)
iangel92 2
EWW!
highsheep 0
YDI for not sucking on it.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yes, because performing a sexual act in a CROWDED BUS is a very smart thing to do.
lolomgwtfdairyqu 0
ROFLMAOLOL OMFG