Anonymous
Vienna, Austria
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Procrastination
Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Another great day to be alive
Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML
bigdikbubls
Bridgetown, Barbados
Naps are important
Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Productive
Today, in an effort to actually be productive for once, I decided to clean out my closet. However, I ended up getting distracted by old photos, started crying over past relationships and dead pets, and didn't end up getting anything done whatsoever. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Procrastination
Today, I prepared a detailed plan to organise my life, colour-coded and beautifully illustrated. I was so engrossed in designing the perfect plan that I forgot to actually do any of it and ended up with a highly organised non-starter. FML
Noname
Australia
Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Teamwork works
Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML
Poopalipa
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Perfect timing
Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML
Anonymous
Today, I have a busy week scheduled at work, so I took my file home to smash out some reports. Naturally I did not do any work at home and then I also forgot to take the file back to work the next day. Instead of saving time, I wasted an hour driving home to collect it. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML
Top comments
example1233 1
Sounds like everyday of my life.
duckie227 22
'I'm not lazy, I just don't do stuff'
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Comments (299)
Junizumi4 3
best fml ever
horseridermc 2
Well that doesn't sound like much fun.
pippacrawford 4
Completely YDI but the wording of this FML is funny, so you made ME smile at least :)
stepymac 15
Lazy ass
ragnorak6801 0
Stop getting high
lflickin 6
Haha sounds like my life at college - the then I went drinking
False_Stupidity 42
Sounds a lot like me, I take procrastination to a whole new level, almost a professional procrastinator... Now I just need to find someone that will pay me to do it.
linjizzy 6
Sounds like someone overdid the wake and bake this morning.
5t3ff1k4h 47
This doesn't have anything to do with being baked. Sometimes there's just too much to do and you have no idea how to even tackle it all. Which seems like... exactly... this situation... come to think of it. Hmm...
wubbazugg 5
You can always procrastinate later.
pfclunchbox005 1
Lazy ass. Get up and do one at lease.
5t3ff1k4h 47
least*...